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Well, I’ll Be


SO Not Elderly

According to this video (posted by TheFineBros via YouTube), I’m an elder. Hey, it shocked me too. My music taste is eclectic and usually depends on my mood at the time. I’ve always favored hip-hop/rap/r&b, but also pop/top 40, alternative/indie, classical/jazz/opera and rock (mainly from the 60s and 70s). Only listened to country when I dated women that listened to nothing else {puke}. There are very few country tunes I “enjoy” – twangy is just not my style, no offense. Metal? Not so much. I have some pretty heavy rock songs, but I don’t think they’re ‘metal worthy.’ Catchy song here and I have loved almost everything Nicki has put out – christ, ‘Super Bass’ was my theme song for a minute – some friends still call me when they hear it, telling me they’re thinkin’ of me. LOL…there could be worse things.

What The Fuck?

When I saw the video for ‘Anaconda,’ I couldn’t fucking believe it was airing on TV. My kids watch that TV – and on every online source possible. Do I want my 7-year old son catching a glimpse of this video? Um…nah. He needs to be a few years older and understand a few more things first. I don’t know if it’s because I had a few relationships with women in the past, but the female body is incredibly sexy. I think it’s the boobs that get me most, but the ass is a close second. I’m all for porn now and then and being without my vibrator (aka ‘toy’) is not an option during sex. Sure, I can be a freak in the sheets… BUT…I was embarrassed watching this vid. And then almost ashamed that I’m labeled ‘elderly.’ I kept looking around thinking ‘is anyone else seeing this?!’ and I’m almost sure I was turned on for a minute.

 Sex Much?

Then my paranoia starts up…what if D saw this vid? Would my ass compare? (I can’t say that without laughing) Does he whack it to this video? Is this what he would want me to look like ? Or want me to do? What if Jax saw this? Good lord, I cringe at the thought. I guess I don’t understand why sex keeps selling when it’s still free (and still legal). As a society, we keep questioning what is happening to our youth or our teens. Children change with each generation, sure, but what have our children become? The kids focus on the entertainment and gaming industry so why haven’t we paid more attention to what they’re watching? If you haven’t seen Nicki’s ‘Anaconda’ video, click here and do yourself a quick favor. It’s a song that I didn’t LOVE at first but it wears on ya and breaks ya down. Clearly, the video is S-E-X-Y. (And I can’t decide if I’m for or against this gem, but I’m definitely against being an elder).


“Sex is kinda like pizza. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”

– ‘Stuart’ in Threesome, (1994) TriStar Pictures

HTML This, B*tches

“You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try.”

-Beverly Sills [Belle Miriam Silverman], (1929-2007)


HTML

Today I’m going to take on a new challenge suggested by my husband, who happens to be a database admin. I keep telling him that I need a new hobby but I want to do something productive. Well, besides trying to keep my blog updated which is proving more difficult than originally thought. Finding time and paying attention seem to take a lot out of me. Plus, I’m a bit of a perfectionist – just when I think I have a great looking blog post, I re-read it and wonder what the hell I was thinking.

I’ve always wanted to learn how to program and create these wonderful web pages we see on the world-wide web thingy. Do you know how constant the change is on the internet? Very. Hard to keep up but I’m gonna make this bitch mine.

Wish me luck and make it a great fucking day loves!

 jen.


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d.m.b.

So there’s this Valentine’s day thing happening today, and even though I already got my sweet ass rock from my rock….

My ring
#Speechless

That fucker also bought us concert tickets to see d.m.b. this summer! Right?!?!

The Dave Matthews Band has been my fave band for over 20 years, and I have yet to see them live (which I hear is the best way to hear dave).

D has been spot on this past year and given the almost dozen years we’ve been married, I never thought he knew exactly what I wanted. I’m probably one of the most materialistic people I know – my ma has a bit to do with that – and he is the world’s stingy-est.

Phoebe !

So how the fuck do I top that? How do I even come close enough? You guessed it = Sexy time! Fuck flowers, this guy just. Knows.

Have a sweet day lovers, eat a ton of chocolate and hold yours extra close…I’m gonna go wrangle up somethin’ {click} … real nice for him 🙂

 jen.

 


 The Dave Matthews Band – get some.



 

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”

-Robert A. Heinlein (1961), Stranger in a Strange Land