Shut up and smile

At least not cocaine.

“You can stump any stoner with one question on any show:

‘Alright stoners, you ready for the big money question?

What were we just talking about?

-Jim Breuer

“Relax – we’re all crazy. It’s not a competition.”

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“Duct tape is like The Force…

It has a light side,

a dark side,

and it holds the universe together.”

-Carl Zwanzig

“There are three types of people in the world –

those who can count,

and those who can’t.”



“I turned wine into a hangover. Your move Jesus.”

-@ImJESSPlayin via Twitter

August 24, 2014




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